No stitches, just platelets and will power
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
