Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
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