He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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