Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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