but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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