the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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