The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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