How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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