this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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