Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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