I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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