I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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