the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
We need to feng shui this bitch.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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