exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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