The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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