doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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