Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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