You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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