hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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