I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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