quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
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