question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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