Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
You're a waste of cheezeits
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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