Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
