There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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