At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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