I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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