I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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