3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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