she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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