Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Randomize
