I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
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That's how twitter works, right?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
two words...techno handjob
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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