Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
