apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
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