Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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