And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Randomize
