that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Sext me about skeletons
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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