i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Can I color on your dick again?
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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