Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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