I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
the raccoons are back...
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