My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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