I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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