I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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