We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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