this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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