Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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