what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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