what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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