This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
So vagazzling was a success
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
True college students do jello shots in the library
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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