Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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